Photocopied, Taped Down, Printed Anyway
Cut & Paste Co. prints loud, funny shirts for mechanics, electricians, painters, carpenters, bartenders and laborers. Nothing here is subtle and nothing here is stocked — every one of the 50 designs is printed after you order it.
- Printed in 3–5 days
- XS to 5XL
- 30-day returns
- Shipped worldwide
The Board
MechanicLoud shop humour, photocopied and pasted down.9 designs
ElectricianSparky jokes with the edges left ragged.9 designs
PainterCut-out lettering for people who work in colour.8 designs
CarpenterSawdust humour, stuck on with tape.8 designs
BartenderLate-shift one-liners from behind the bar.8 designs
LaborerThe blunt stuff, said plainly and loudly.8 designsHot Off the Copier
Electrician’s Prayer Faith & Cross Price range: $27.99 through $44.99
Mechanic Problem Fixer Workwear Price range: $27.99 through $40.99
Laborer Anger Issues Apparel – Funny Laborer Skull Price range: $27.99 through $44.99
The Bartender Parody Apparel – Funny Bar Price range: $23.99 through $44.99
Warning Sarcastic Carpenter – Funny Workbench Fire Price range: $27.99 through $44.99
Painter’s Life The Pain is Real Price range: $27.99 through $43.49
I Can Fix Stupid Electrician Apparel – Skull Quote Price range: $25.99 through $42.99
Warning Mechanic Apparel – Funny Quote Workwear Price range: $27.99 through $44.99Questions
How long will my order take?
Every item is printed to order, so allow 3–5 business days for production. US delivery then takes 7–15 business days; international orders take 10–30 business days.
Which styles and sizes can I choose?
Most designs come as a classic unisex tee, ladies tee, V-neck, long-sleeve or hoodie, in sizes XS upward. Measurements live on the Size Guide.
What is the fabric like?
Classic tees are ring-spun cotton; heather colours and hoodies blend in polyester for softness and warmth. Prints bond into the fabric — no vinyl layer to peel.
What if it does not fit or arrives faulty?
You have 30 days from delivery to request a return or exchange. If an item arrives damaged or wrong, we cover return shipping and replace it free. See the Refund & Returns Policy.
Do you ship outside the United States?
Yes — worldwide. Rates are calculated at checkout, starting at $9.99 for Canada, the UK and Europe. Customs duties remain the responsibility of the recipient.
Can I order for a whole crew?
We quote bulk orders from ten units up. Email the design, sizes and quantity from the Contact page and we will come back with pricing.